please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
[Nothing wrong with it? Dude, she's a cop; she could haul you in for sexual harrassment if she felt like it.] Pardon me for not sharing your definition of fun.
[You can hear the eyeroll in her voice. She kinda knows she's setting herself up for a sarcastic reply here. She's past caring.]
[Okay, hearing the confusion -- and quite honestly, just hearing who this is -- calms her down considerably. She sighs.] Nevermind it, Asch. Your NV got infected with that virus going around. Though if you really want to see what yours sent you can always check your sent messages.
I'd like to invite you to a little get-together at our home at the outskirts of Sector 4. It's close to Browning Stop, so it's hard to miss it. It'll be a late lunch party on Sunday, February 12, so feel free to come in your most relaxed outfit! Let me know if you'll be attending.
Looking forward to your response, Genesis Rhapsodos
[As it was sent on Groundhog Day, this message will keep repeating for the next few days. Uh-oh. Let me know if you want to play this out or something~]
nv virus; text; hello, i'm not sorry
Date: 2012-01-31 02:27 am (UTC)Nothing to be sorry about! (Voice)
Date: 2012-01-31 02:32 am (UTC)Excuse me?
text;
Date: 2012-02-01 06:06 am (UTC)you heard dad
just flapping in the breeze
Voice
Date: 2012-02-01 06:12 am (UTC)voice;
Date: 2012-02-01 06:35 am (UTC)[ Such a recognizable voice! Surely you remember that doofus who got on his high horse when people were dying in the tower? ]
No but seriously it's that stupid communicator virus.
voice;
Date: 2012-02-01 06:40 am (UTC)[And her horse is higher, dude.] As a matter of fact, I did.
[A quiet scoff.] The first message, maybe. But I somehow doubt the second one was randomly generated.
voice;
Date: 2012-02-01 06:45 am (UTC)[ Kind of huffs at that ]
The second one? Oh, no, it was me. [ There's this slight sickeningly sweet tone he's applying when he mentions the word "me". ]
Hey now, don't get crabby. I respect your dedication to watch out for the little guys and girls.
voice;
Date: 2012-02-01 06:52 am (UTC)[She's . . . just going to ignore that "crabby" comment, thanks.]
voice;
Date: 2012-02-01 06:56 am (UTC)And no harm done. You still think I'm an asshole, God's up in his Heaven and all is right with the world.
voice;
Date: 2012-02-01 07:01 am (UTC)[You can hear the eyeroll in her voice. She kinda knows she's setting herself up for a sarcastic reply here. She's past caring.]
voice;
Date: 2012-02-02 06:15 pm (UTC)I'd be shocked if our definitions of fun were similar. I'm a pretty twisted guy, after all.
[Text] | NV Virus | Yesterday
Date: 2012-01-31 11:48 pm (UTC)Voice
Date: 2012-02-01 02:13 am (UTC)This had better not be serious, or there are going to be big problems.
Voice
Date: 2012-02-01 11:45 pm (UTC)This is... Celes?
What better not be serious?
Voice
Date: 2012-02-02 01:17 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2012-02-02 01:20 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2012-02-02 01:37 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2012-02-02 02:42 am (UTC)I'll see you at work tomorrow.
Typed out note; 02-02-12
Date: 2012-02-02 03:11 pm (UTC)I'd like to invite you to a little get-together at our home at the outskirts of Sector 4. It's close to Browning Stop, so it's hard to miss it. It'll be a late lunch party on Sunday, February 12, so feel free to come in your most relaxed outfit! Let me know if you'll be attending.
Looking forward to your response,
Genesis Rhapsodos
[As it was sent on Groundhog Day, this message will keep repeating for the next few days. Uh-oh. Let me know if you want to play this out or something~]
Anonymous Text on October 1st
Date: 2012-10-07 10:36 pm (UTC)INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.
RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.
(Optional)
Date: 2012-10-26 10:32 pm (UTC)[WHAT DO YOU DO?
> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]
[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]